A few very funny minion quotes have been collected below, hoping you will love them
1. Of course I talk to myself because It’s better to have Expert advise always.
2. Never Hold your farts because they Travel up to your brain, and That’s where Shitty Ideas Come From.
3. I’m not your true friend until I start insulting you everyday.
4. Everybody told me to Follow my dreams, And then I went back to bed again.
5. I may look calm. But I’ve killed you about 200 times in 20 different ways inside my head.
6. I’m not Lazy. I’m on my Energy saving mode.
7. You don’t have to be crazy to be with me… I’ll Train you.
8. For Men who think that woman’s place is Kitchen. Just remember, That’s where the knifes are kept.
9. I didn’t fall. The floor was lonely and I gave it a Hug.
10. I can’t make Everyone happy because I’m not Food.
11. I like to lose weight. But I hate Losing.
12. Heat makes things expand.. So I don’t have weight problem. I’m just HOT.